Sunday 15 February 2009

I'm Back!

Apologies dear readers, I have been experiencing problems with my account/password so have been absent from the dashboard (or whatever this is called).

So, where do I start? Last weekend, that would be 7th Feb weekend. We devoted the day to house/flat hunting which was ok, actually saw 3 clean properties which was a nice surprise but they were all too small. We innocently thought that the role of an estate agent was to facilitate entry for prospective clients into the properties on their books. However, after a few encounters we realised we may be wrong. It would have been an easier task to nip into the file store at MI5 for a cosy read than get into some houses with a 'to let' board outside. We trailed all the way to Belfast for one viewing and the agent couldn't even be bothered to turn up. Himself was proper cross. I do think that before some of these landlords put virtual pen to paper they should look up the meaning of the word "luxury", their interpretation is very different to ours. We nipped into another agent in our town and were greeted by a big man with a falsetto voice. Think the love child of Mama Cass Elliot and the lead singer of the stylistics. What a gentleman. He dispensed with all the vetting and security checks and simply handed over the keys saying bring them back when you are passing. This despite having met him all of two minutes ago. Himself just thought it was great so we trotted off at 9am to view property number 1. As we approached said property I did notice that all the curtains were shut and there was a car parked outside but didn't think too much of it. We let ourselves in and immediately decided we didn't like it, bearing in mind it was (supposedly) unoccupied it was crammed to the rafters with someone's belongings. We ventured through to the kitchen criticising quite vocally and were a bit surprised to see the dishwasher half emptied wine still out shoes cast to one side, it was then that I became very scared. It began to slowly dawn on me that this house wasn't empty at all and somebody was still living there and at 9am on a Saturday morning was still in bed. We sneaked out very very quickly. I had visions of someone legging downstairs and bashing me with a baseball bat thinking I was a burglar. The agent seemed surprised when we mentioned that it was full of someone's wordly goods and he jovially added "it wouldn't be the first time that has happened".


Anyway we are currently in negotiations for a big house up the road (decor wise think Changing Rooms) so fingers crossed chaps, if we get it we can have visitors, yeah, your own bathroom folks!

Saturday afternoon we integrated with the local community, by going to the car boot sale. Aah there were only 4 stalls and it was very cold. The stall holders were terribly jolly and fun so I made a sympathy purchase of a casserole dish, 50p! Actually it's quite nice and has been used twice, I'm probably saving the planet as well by recycling. Then we nipped over the road to our usual for coffee and a giant scone, you should see the size of the scones, they are small mountains.


Saturday night we went out with new friends! Great excitement, well they were new to me, Himself already knew them. We had a splendid time, my new found friends are horsey people, they have 20!! It was fascinating, I know so much more about horses now, so much in fact that I know I never, ever want one.


On Sunday morning it snowed a bit so we went to Stormont for a walk round the grounds. Stormont is stunning with beautiful grounds, covered in snow it is even more lovely. After our walk we came back to our hometown and went for lunch at our usual coffee haunt. It was surprisingly very busy and Himself actually walked hastily/ran, passed a very large family who were homing in on our cafe. Phew, he just managed to grab the door handle before the small child and get in first. I don't think the child was injured. Roasted pepper sandwich with chips was so big we couldn't manage a small mountain scone. We did however bring a couple of sweet things back to have with a cuppa, 4 sweet things actually. Over here all the cafes home bake, they are called tray bakes and they are a bit difficult to ignore, and also it would be rude not to have something off the tray bake, we don't want to offend our celtic friends.


On Wednesday this week we once again integrated with the local community by going to the village Art Exhibition which, I have to say, was quite impressive.


Thursday was a night at the theatre in Belfast, A Home Place by Brian Friel it was very good, a bit political (which was what I wanted) about the English being in Ireland in the early 1900s, the end was a subtle tragedy in more ways than one, Himself didn't get the ending so I had to explain.


Friday night was a small sherry in our local and home to a very heathy award winning tea. Coronation chicken with saffron rice seeing as you asked, actually the day before was a rather lovely chestnut mushroom roulade with stewed cabbage cooked in red wine. This is how I spend my days :-)


I do go to the gym now on the bus which is quite funny as a couple of times I have been accosted by elderly ladies who pick up on the English accent and want to chat. I have learned quite a lot from these new found if temporary friends, none of which can be put into print! I'll tell you when I see you!


Saturday (yesterday, catching up) was fabby. We did the coastal walk from Holywood to Bangor. We got the train to Holywood and walked along the seafront. There were some seriously expensive houses on this route, we also passed a flat to let that we fancied living in, after we phoned up to find out how much we accepted that it was just a fancy. We did however, start our walk without adequate provisions as we thought we would pass a coffee shop on the way. After about 6 miles we were a tad peckish and Himself was considering jumping ship and getting the train the rest of the way to Bangor (softy). However, as luck would have it, part of the walk was through a country park and the sign "Forest Cafe" had us running in that direction. There was a moment of worry when I said "what if we have diverted this considerable distance and it is shut?" but then I saw two magpies and knew we would be ok. And we were, that nice bowl of soup was most welcome. Whilst I was eating my tray bake (again, it would have been rude not to) I texted our chum Alan and he was on the Isle of Mull working! So we ran back to the coast and waved to him.

On our arrival in Bangor which is actually quite pretty we had tea and more tray bake and then got the train back. We reckon that we walked about 8 miles so were feeling quite proud of ourselves. We let ourselves down badly later on though. Instead of going out and doing the romantic Valentines Day bit we had egg and oven chips washed down with a bottle of £16.99 wine (well if you send me to the off licence that's what you get) I thought we were very decadent. We were in bed asleep by 9.45pm.


Sunday, that's today so we have caught up, we went to Tollymore Forest Park and did a 6 mile walk which was very pretty, a bit uppy and downy which made it more interesting. We did only manage to get 50 yards before we broke out the butties, (yes, we had learned a valuable lesson yesterday). The first part of the walk was by a cascading river which was just fabby. We were also introduced to a rather crazy sport, only as spectators I hasten to add. Blokes on mountain bikes just cycle at speed down through the forest trying to avoid anything that gets in their way, including us. They leap over fallen trees etc whilst trying to stay on the bikes at the same time. I did mention to Himself not to tell our friend Alan that this sport exists!

We are now on Monday morning, I shall perform more domestic goddess like duties and tonight we are off to the pictures in Lisburn.




Friday 30 January 2009

A visit to Molly and Oscar

Last weekend we ventured slightly further afield than usual and went to Dublin. Once again the weather was favourable and once again Hilton's sale did a reasonable deal. That was about all that was reasonable, one Euro = 99p! On our first night there 6 tapas and a bottle of wine came to £87, on our second night it was higher at £101. It is the only weekend break I have ever had where I didn't do any shopping, I couldn't afford to. I did visit the statue of Molly Malone, as she wheeled her wheelbarrow through streets broad and narrow...... We also went to visit Oscar Wilde see piccys below because they were both free.



Then we visited the local gaol, (the name of which will be the subject of today's quiz) which is now a museum. We were shown round by a very well informed young lady who really knew her stuff. As Himself pointed out, it is the only tour he has ever been on where we had to run. She may have known here stuff but the speed at which she showed us round was such that running gear was really needed. Anyway, gasping for breath we just managed to keep up and take in everything she told us.



For those of you who have nothing better to do, what is the name of the gaol in the picture and which famous movie was filmed there (a clue: cars). For an extra point, which actor famously walked down the steps in the picture? (no that's not the actor, that's Himself, although he does have a rather thespian stance about him).


Himself then did a bit of field testing to ensure that the quality of the Guinness in southern Ireland was as good as in northern Ireland. We also went on the bus tour and braved the open top once again.


Our ambition to explore the whole of Ireland is going quite well. As the weather is improving we will carry on venturing further afield and of course keep you posted.

Monday 19 January 2009

The Joy of Spectating

On Friday night we booked into the Hilton again courtesy of their sale. We went to The Merchants for cocktails as we always do when in town and then off to Darcy's, a little bistro which was very nice indeed. On Saturday we woke to bright winter sunshine, so went into Belfast for a walk. We also went to a really weird photographic exhibition in one of the galleries in Belfast which I still have no idea about. I was a bit miffed as the Sunday Telegraph had highlighted it as an exhibition not to be missed and in fact they put it in the top 10 for the whole of the UK. Himself didn't get it either so we went for coffee and then made our way to the rugby ground to see Ulster play the Harlequins. As we arrived at the ground the heavens opened, and stayed open. We couldn't get tickets sitting down in the sheltered bit of the ground so had to stand in the rain. We got soaked, at one point it was such driving rain that they evacuated a whole seated stand as it was swaying in the wind! Even my coat gave up and let in the rain. Anyway, a cup of tea and a bath later we were nearly warm again.


Saturday night was the usual, more eating out.

Sunday however was a morning at the gym which was very quiet, Himself worked up a slight sweat which was very encouraging, and, he didn't mention his age once.

Thursday 15 January 2009

Another night at the pictures

Last night we went off to Lisburn to see Slumdog Millionaire which was very good and has a happy ending, but I think it has been wrongly described in some papers as a feel good film.

Next weekend we are off to Dublin for a couple of nights courtesy of Hilton Hotels ongoing sale.

Wednesday 14 January 2009

Healthy Living

Yesterday we drove to our new gym, this morning I am feeling very fit, I have missed the gym quite a lot. Also I now have somewhere to go in the week other than shopping in Belfast, although this week I am managing to fit in both! Anyway, I can still do 100 sit ups on a ball after non attendance for 4 months, phew. I can also still run, cycle and row which is a great relief. Himself got changed, had a chat with a few people, mentioned that he is 52 years old a couple of times, and then had a shower. He doesn't want to be overdoing things, he is after all 52.......... have I mentioned that?

Monday 12 January 2009

The Joys of Broadband via a plug in dongly thing

For Chrissy, Santa brought himself an all singing all dancing iPod. This iPod needs version8 of iTunes to function so I opened iTunes on our laptop and started the download, not. Our little plug in remote dongly broadband thingy just wasn't up to the job here in the outback. I will explain. When you plug this thingy in you get different levels of strength. Flashing green light means forget it you won't get the internet this side of Easter. Solid green light means it's ok but won't be powerful enough to download big stuff. (that's what we get, solid green) blue means we are cooking on gas, which is what we aspire to. So, as our solid green light wasn't strong enough to download from iTunes I came up the the brilliant idea of driving round the streets until the signal turned blue and then sit in the car until iTunes downloads, and it worked. Tonight we have to drive round again because himself has a particularly large email that he needs to send and solid green isn't strong enough to send it. At least we know which direction to drive in now to get blue! Can I make it clear for those of you that have no idea what I am talking about, this isn't the same as driving round trying to log onto to someone elses wireless broadband! This is legal.


Moving on, the weekend was fairly interesting. On Friday I went shopping in Belfast and had a lovely time. Then I met up with himself at the Hilton Hotel, allow me to explain. The Hilton is having a sale and I noticed that for two Fridays that we are in Belfast anyway, the room rate for bed and breakfast was £54. So as we were at the pictures on Friday night in Belfast I booked us in. We went to the Queens Film Theatre which is an art house theatre. It is housed in a terraced house in the centre of Belfast and is very trendy. Firstly we went for pasta round the corner to an Italian, Scalinis, recommended by a taxi driver, I have to say he was right , it was very good. The film we went to see was Dean Spanley http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1135968 it was excellent and we can highly recommend it. We shall become members of the Queens Film Theatre as we have quite a few films we want to see there and of course it's very trendy, it means we are very 'hip'.


On Saturday morning after a divine Hilton breakfast we went and looked at a flat in Malone, a posh area of Belfast that we quite fancy living in. Wow, ...........£800 a month and it was crummy. On the mantlepiece was one of those Greek busts with the head broken off, so the shoulders were arranged at a jaunty angle with the head lying artistically on it's side next to it??? We did find out the owner lives in Paris which also explained the artwork on the walls, which could only be described as scary. (Bec and Si, your monkey had nothing on this bust!)


On Sunday morning we went up the road to the aforementioned coffee shop that opens on a Sunday. (please see previous post) I had a butty made up of a soda bread bottom, bacon and egg inside and a potato bread top with lashings of tomato sauce, oh yes and coffee. Himself had a bagel with cream cheese which was obviously much nicer than my butty, (apparently).

Anyway, I have just received a text from himself to inform me that we are now members of a gym, happy days.

Tuesday 6 January 2009

More Excitement!

Sunday Morning. We were still experiencing the deep joy of having wheels and so began making plans as to where we could go. Himself went up the road to buy the Sunday papers whilst I filled our newly acquired flasks (thanks to Santa, in the form of Bec and Si) and made butties. I may have mentioned previously that Sundays in our neck of the woods ie out in the sticks, are for church and pub in that order. When I received a phone call from himself I was a tad bemused. I was actually thinking as I picked the phone up that he must have slipped on the ice and was prostate in the gutter again (he fell on the ice a couple of weeks ago and had to receive the ministrations of Nurse Nancy ). No, he was fine, he was hyperventilating slightly but not so much that I couldn't understand his ramblings of " quick, get your coat on, bring some money, the coffee shop is open". For those of you that don't enjoy a nice latte you may now be slightly puzzled but for those that do you will understand. We have spent a few Sundays scouring our hometown trying to find a coffee shop open and had all but given up. So, we now have a coffee shop 100yards from our front door that opens on a Sunday, Yaaay.









After the excitement of a hot drink wore off we planned the rest of the day. First we went to the Belfast Botanic Gardens in the south of the city. We visited the Palm House where we experienced the truly intoxicating contrasts of colour and form. We then moved on to the Tropical Ravine where, from the perimeter walkway we peered down into the plant filled sunken glen and of course both houses were lovely and warm. We then took a turn round the park to work up an appetite and proceeded to Maggie Mays for a mean beans on toast which was enhanced by the addition of Irish cheese melted on the top.



Last night we drove to Sainsburys, just because we could.